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Craziest thing I’ve seen in a LONG time..

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUNNY!

Just wanted to wish you two happy birthday for this weekend..

Here’s one of my favorite songs for you the morning after…

I AM OF THE SUCK! AND MY GIRLFRIEND IS THE BEST! EVARRRRRRRRRRRRR

This is Dennis typing. Not Jenny. Let that be known.

Busting my ass off for the past year was rough but, as I’m sitting here typing this entry in my boxers I can tell you it was worth it.  I’ve been off since December 10th and won’t go back to work until January 10th.  Telling you, nothing is more satisfying when I wake up and piss excellence!

If that wasn’t enough to get everyone jealous…

She’s all mine fellas..

Santa’s been also quite good to me.  I waited 0 mins in line and obtained a Wii and a PS3 this year.  Not sure why I have them but, it’s quite fun watching people make fools of themselves playing the games.  I have videos which I will later post unless Robert and Jenny pays the random of $1,000 to my off shore account in unmarked denominations.

FYI: Quite uncommon to the knowledge of man, Detroit is NOT a state.  So when you are traveling to Michigan and Detroit, you are going to the same place believe it or not.

The last few weeks flew right by me so fast I honestly don’t remember much.  One minute it’s my anniversary, the next min I have some child hood friends from NYC and Miami show up at my door.  Next thing I know, I wake up and I’m in SF working for a week.  Come home, celebrate my anniversary a bit late, then wind up all messed up at Robert’s place.  I then wake up attend Wendy’s wedding and then the next day wind up in D.C. for the next few days.  I come back to spend half a day back and then wind up at my friend’s bachelor party (white guys party hard…).  The day after I’m on the plane and find myself in SF once again..

Life gets at you fast sometimes don’t it?  I looked back on my old entries and so much has changed in the past 3 years.  You dream one path and another shows up in front of you.  In the end it all works out, I guess you either adapt or you get left behind.

There should be tons of pictures uploaded sometime  from our Anniversary, Wendy’s wedding, karaoke at the KOP mall <= lololol, Alana, and misc pictures.  Bug Jenny for those -=)

Just incase all 3 of you wonder if I’m dead or not, I have safely returned from the dirty south.  On my pursuit trying to understand the meaning of life, I’ve made several observations.

1.) Alabama people are fat.
2.) Alabamians love their butter and sugar.  Did not have one authentic southern meal down there that did not contain sugar or butter or a combonation of all the above.
3.) Huntsville, Alabama isn’t so bad.  Can’t be that bad if there’s a Bentley dealership around the corner with consultants rocking benz’s for their travel car…  Hell i drove past the ghetto and it’s no different than North East Philadelphia..

Also for the first time in my life I can claim I bought and wore clothes from Walmart.  I felt kinda snobby at first but, then I realized even people on welfare don’t shop in Walmart.  In any case if the Alabama airport mysteriously loses your luggage, you might be able to recover them here (WTF?!?!).

Here’s a picture of my contact in Alabama…holla!

All my consulting colleagues are in some place nice for work, Michigan, LA, San Fran, NYC, etc.  Of course I’m getting requested by the Army to train them….in Alabama.  WTF?!  I did a little research on Alabama, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ku_Klux_Klan.

         

But the prettiest combo is right below:

There’s a UK company that made a teenager repellent that they named Mosquito .  Basically the idea is that the younger you are the better hearing you get.  At around the age of 20 your hearing starts to progressively get worse.

Here is a clip that I generated .  I guarantee it’s not something stupid.  You can try listening through your computer speakers or laptop speakers, but the quality might not make it through.  Also don’t turn it up too loud..  Apparently my hearing is still good (a little too good in this case) and I honestly have a headache from hearing that thing.

Let’s see how many of you are basically deaf from listening to your ipods too loud =)

*note* don’t use your speakers (especially laptop speakers).  The frequency is REALLY high, meaning your speakers will not even respond to those frequencies.  I’ve tried with my work and home laptop and both can’t reproduce the sound..