Archive for July, 2003

Ah the weekend pretty much went as planned.

Friday : Went to Transit with Vi, Vince, some of my Bucks County friends, and then met up with Tweety and her squad. Got fucked up in the first 30 mins I was there because a.) I didn’t eat much all day b.) Vince kept buying drinks c.) Everyone that DIDN’T like their drinks gave it to me to finnish.

Vince was toasty as shit by the end of the night.  He straight up collapsed at the club and Dave had to look after him.  He got slapped by tweety, had his head in a bucket all throughout the car ride home, and kept whining about how he’s a lil boy and won’t ever drink no more.  Ah what a manly man….

Drinking and driving = bad but, drinking and giving bad directions = fun. Kinda funny how even when you can’t see or talk straight..people still follow your directions.

Saturday: Went to AC and just relaxed. Hotel was pimper than usual, food was free, boardwalk was actually very cool, and I didn’t get shitted on by a seagull. I won some money and so did Vince, Tweety sure is good luck. I knew rubbing her stomach was good for something…cause we all know that shit is just bunk for anything else.  Also you know the world is coming to an end when I got carded more than Tweety did at the casinos.

Oh, you know whats funny? Let me tell you whats funny….the end according to Thuy.**

What did I learn? If it’s fuck me, it’s fuck you too! Holla at cha boiiiiiiiiiii!*

Sunday: Went to Wendy’s party and got giddy. Vi kept drinking like he was a baller and Tweety hogged the fucking mic. Seriously if you don’t know the words to a song or how it goes give up the fucking mic. Tweety on the other hand HUMS to the damn music if she don’t know the words. What’s even worse is when she don’t know how the song goes she sings L O U D E R. Also we all know Tweety is crazy as hell, the girl was asking for a SHOTTY from a cigarette….someone is burnt…

All in all I had a blast, HAPPY Brithday WENDY CHEUNG!

Alright so I finally noticed something. My mom gives my brother and my sister-in-law more money and jewelery in one sitting than I make in one month working full time. So I’m saying, if any of you girls wanna get hitched and rock some good shit holla at your boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*. We’ll just sign a prenup…pretty much you ain’t gonna get shit after we divorce but, we can still be friends afterwords!

Last but not least you all gotta bug Robert Le to see his panda picture. You know what…I’ll actually photoshop my immitation of it this week when I get some time. Be prepared…

* – Quote from Wendel from MTV Who Got Game
** – From the infamous Dj Vi and the Fobby Tweety.

This post is for Yenny since tweety is sucha jerk to her…good thing i’m nice.

Li1TeePee (5:22:47 PM): why do ppl always hate us *us = tweety and someone else*
Li1TeePee (5:22:48 PM): hahaha
prophetx2 (5:22:52 PM): rofl
Li1TeePee (5:22:54 PM): maybe cause we always free loading
Li1TeePee (5:22:54 PM): haha
prophetx2 (5:22:59 PM): that can’t be it
prophetx2 (5:23:06 PM): maybe its the size of your foreheads
prophetx2 (5:23:07 PM): =(
Li1TeePee (5:23:12 PM):
prophetx2 (5:23:16 PM): i think its cool
prophetx2 (5:23:24 PM): i always wanted a dolphin for a friend
Li1TeePee (5:23:29 PM): ARGG
prophetx2 (5:23:31 PM): rofl
Li1TeePee (5:23:32 PM): you’re dead
Li1TeePee (5:23:33 PM): hahah
prophetx2 (5:23:36 PM): buahahaha

Here’s yenny remark;
yenny215 (3:02:06 PM): u called her a dolphin hahahha..she do have a very large forhead

Ok I worked some overtime yesterday and that literally sucked ass.  Only cool thing I did was going to install a T1. 

Also last night AK and Vince tricked me into driving to Walmart and later I winded up taking AK home since I was already driving.  At least I got my gummy bears…

Alright this weekend coming up is going to be HYPE.

Agenda

Friday: work, go down to philly, goto Transit with Tiny and her friends.

Saturday: AC, free food, beach, boardwalk, and maybe a little gambling with Tiny, Vi, Robert Le, my brother and his wife, and maybe idiot..i mean Yenny.  Staying the night and hopefully relaxing a bit…

Sunday: Wendy’s 21st….being held at a bar?!

Monday: recover from weekend, then head back to good ol’ central pa….

$100 worth of alcohol + $100 worth of food = good times.

I found the ultimate recipe for antifreeze now…I’ll call it anti-freeze remixed. Good shit…so far 3 down as of 2pm (started 1pm)…more will go down tonight thats gauranteed. Kamikaze’s and Screwdrivers to follow after the food is done. Make no mistake…all the girls will get fucked up or my name ain’t Bob.

Pictures to follow as soon as I get more fucked up.  Evil?  Sure am…

Kenshin beating up drama -=)

Ever wonder how much your life is worth?

Let’s see…

Lately I’ve been working on equipment that’s worth more than my salary x 4 at LEAST, actually it’s worth more than most of the townhomes in philly. What’s even scarier is that I had to install a card into this type of equipment, the card is basically the size of a cassete tape, and as soon as my supervisor handed me the card he goes “becareful with that, it’s at least two of your paychecks.” Ouch….

I also got to visit the place where a lot of central pa people dial into if you are on AOL.  Also if you use AOL your internet goes through these machines if you are visiting sites located in central pa or close by.  What’s scarey is all I had to do was unplug the power source and about 10,000+ people would be calling and bitching at AOL.  Also when I was in the facility I saw all these expensive computers operated by the state.  Literally these machines were at least 10ft tall and there were at least 10 of them.  And then there were a buncha smaller Sun computers, these things run probally 10g’s a peice for the one’s I’ve seen.  Wonder if that whole T3 skynet thing is a reality…

Phone Booth = suck. Don’t watch the movie. It literally takes place in a phone booth. You would think there would be other scenes in the movie but, nope it’s all about the phone booth. The only semi entertaining part in the movie is when the hooker goes “oh you done did it now, you made me hurt my dick hand.” The sad part is the way the movie ended there could be a sequel to this. Phone Booth 2?….

In case you guys haven’t seen this on kenny’s xanga, check this out right click and goto save as. That’s just some hype shit.

Since Tweety is making posts about the idiotic things that I do…it’s only fair that I’ll return the favor.

Entry #1 out of 200:

*Robert presses the buttons on TOP of the elevator door*

Tweety: DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH idiot! Those aren’t the buttons you press, they tell you what floor you’re on! THESE are the buttons you press!

Tweety = genius

Ok another one of them busy weekends so let me summerize real quick.

Saturday:
Went to Philly with Vince and he got his hair cut. Then we went back to my place and got some of papa cheung’s good ol’ home cooking. Picked up Vi and went to the Willow grove mall. Around that time we started getting calls to go to club bash that night since girls got in free.

So we met up with Alice and finally convinced Fang to go. We met up Tweety and her girls around 12ish, the place was beat as hell when we got there. We winded up chilling at the bar for like an hour and 20 mins or something and realized the club closes at like 2am. So then we started going out on the dance floor and before you knew it Tweety was like busting out her moves. As bad as she dances IN the car she didn’t do bad at all. Only thing that sucks is her ass is too short. Funniest shit was when i was dancing with her and Vi was dancing behind her with like Marianne and I was like “damn tweety..you so small i feel like i’m dancing with vi…” Ok after that she didn’t dance with me any more… =(

Oh yeah I also saw a lot of old heads from Abington and um..shook hands with tons of people that swore they knew me but, I don’t even remember them at all. So the old “yo whats up long time no see” greeting was played throughout the night.

While we were driving home Vince and Vi BEGGED me to pull over so they could pee. So I’m like on Roosevelt and I just pull over the the side. They find a tree (in plain sight for everyone to view off of the blvd) and start peeing on it. Funniest shit is that Vi was peeing towards Vince and Vince was peeing towards Vi…another kodak moment missed =(

Anyways after the club Mary Ann, Alice, and Fang stopped by my house since I guess everyone was wound up still. First thing me, vince, and vi thought about was food. After eating all the premade food my dad made us we were STILL hungry so we made alice cook for us. Kinda funny cause I don’t remember ever having munchies that bad before EVER in my life…

I felt bad as hell cause like i forgot about tweety. She said she was gonna stop by and I was like cool. And um…she did and no one opened the door for her and I didn’t answer the phone cause I had that shit on silent. First the height diss and now this…ouch. So people winded up leaving around 4-5ish and then me and vince just passed out…cognac + 3 shots + beer + chardonay = good sleep =)

Sunday:
Woke up around 10am for no apparent reason and helped out my dad for a bit. One of my old highschool buddies gave me a call and we winded up going back to Bucks County to eat with a buncha people. Kinda cool to talk about the old times and how people you grew up together are in jail, married, etc.

After we got back we went up to HACC to play some tennis and volley ball. I don’t know whats up with Duy but his ass is getting funnier and funnier each time we hang out. Like before we even went to hacc I was like “yo duy look up the movie times for LXG..I think danh wanna watch it”….this is around um 4pm. Anyways his bright ass goes..”it plays at 10pm”. Me and Vince just stared at each other ’cause he literally skipped like 5 showings for no apparent reason ….his ass must be working in vietnam time or something…not very brilliant.

So we go to the movie and picked up tony. In the car ride vince was talking about some girl and then Duy goes…”hey stop talking about girls I’m horny”. Um…interesting indeed.

Anyways go watch LXG if you ever read Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Jeckle Mr Hyde, Dracula, Invisible Man, Solomon’s Tale, and whatever the Nemo dude is part of. It’s VERY cool how they just brought like 6 different novel’s into one story. If you don’t read then um….still watch it the indians are pretty gangster in the movie.

“risk and return tradeoff”
-the higher the risk the higher the return

It took a finance major to explain that to me…interesting..maybe drama is a good thing after all =)

“I’m thinkin bout snatchn’ her up
Dirty, making her mine
Look at her hips, look at her legs, Ain’t she stacked (stacked)
I sure wouldn’t mind hittn’ that from the back (back)
I like it when I touch it, cuz she moan lil bit
Jeans saggin’, so I can see her thong lil bit
I know she grown lil bit, 20 years old, you legal
Don’t trip off my people, just hop in the regal
I swoop on her like an eagle, swoop down and rate
I know your popular, but you gon be famous today”