Archive for September, 2003

I feel like . Being sick sucks .

Thanks to and for the .

No for me this weekend if i’m still sick =(

Smile…

Old but good still:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/ghettodelta.html

Stop the violence…just strip:
http://www.westpress.co.uk/displayNode.jsp?nodeId=127638&command=displayContent&sourceNode=127637&contentPK=7116419

Me vs Isabel
DU MOTHER FUCKING MA. I got called up to go to Virginia tommorow to setup some new POPs for my company. I thought I was all important, then I saw this picture.

You guys like how that lil swirley mark is like almost exactly where I’m going tommorow? Seriously…why do the chinks always die off first just like in the movies =(

Bling Bling
Lets see what Dennis is waiting for on the fed ex truck…

If I don’t happen to make it back to get this shit. I give all this to my brother, my car to Kenny, and um…my shoes to Vince? Djvi can have my wife beaters since he always bitching about not having none, and Alice can have my boxers….only if they are dirty though.

UPDATE:

I surived Isabel and kicked it’s ass. That bitch followed me all the way from MD back to PA on route 15. It’s kinda scarey when you are like 1 of 4 cars on the entire highway but all is well.

Got to meet a cool phone switch tech at KMC and got to ride in his pimped out Navigator with like 22’s, Dvd, and multiple tv’s. He even showed me some of the equipment they use (let just say the amount of shit in terms of dollars that I saw is probally worth more than what me, you, my family and your family will ever make in a lifetime). Oh and um..getting treated to a nice ass home style type of restraunt was nice too. I almost felt important today!

Pure Genious
Vince: damn that s500 is HOT
Me: um…its expensive…
Vince: dude we can sell my liver that’ll be enough!
Me: even if you sold your liver, that’s not enough for a down payment…
Vince: we can sell the heart…its worth alot on the black market!

Good Bet
So apparently alice was writing a paper and Vi glanced over..
“Hey alice you spelled environment wrong”
“Not uh! It’s spelled envioment, I’ll bet you lunch on it!”

Got a question for you..
An anonymous someone…asked her best friend’s ex over the phone WHILE at work all loud the following…

“Hey can guys have sex for longer than 10 mins?”

“Yeah of course, all guys do it for more than 1 hour!”

“Well **** said you can only last 10 mins..is that true?”

and then the guy hangs up…

Yes these stories are true…

NUMBA 1 GENIOUSES!!!

UPDATE: I forgot to add, Mantik chickened out on the nair but Wen naired his belly. Crazy Minh is going to try that shit on his nipples next….stay tuned.

Nair for men?

So I’m chilling at Mantik’s place and Chucky’s ass comes home telling me they got free shit on campus. I go in pretending I’m still a student grabbing as much free boxes of stuff as we could.

Contents of the box:
1.) Mints for stank breath
2.) Deodarant for BO
3.) toothpaste
4.) Nair for men….

So anyone notice a trend here….maybe some Penn Staters aren’t very hygenic?

Secondly…wtf..nair for men?!?! So anyways Mantik is gonna try that shit on his ass hair…I’ll let you guys know how that turns out.

I Wonder?

So my coworker gets an interesting email at work today. “Oral Nympho wants to talk to you live.” I wonder how they talk if they have their mouth full…..

Quote of the Day

XxDjVixX (8:59:06 PM): < ~~ number 1 genious