Archive for April, 2004

So
you guys laughed at William Hung making an ass out of himself. 
Well the fucking chink is #1 on the Independent Label Billboards   and #34 on the Billboard Top 200! Who’s a baller now?

Penn State was fun. Good to see everyone again and I didn’t even have to drink to be retarded.

Things to Remember:
1.) Robert was drunk more than he was sober the whole weekend
2.) Even with all them muscles, Paul is a pussy when it comes to ghosts
3.) I am dumb enough to ask anything as long as someone tells me to do it. NOTE: NO YOU WILL NOT GET A DISCOUNT AT A CHINESE RESTAURANT!
4.) Elaine will ditch your fucking ass if it there is a murder after you, um..she’ll acutally throw your ass FIRST and then run.
5.) Carol is retarded.
6.) Carol is retarded.
7.) Goof needs to hit Carol more.
8.) Winning 75 cents after playing holdem, sleeping at 4, waking up at 6, going to work at 9 is priceless. I am so glad I only got 2 hours of sleep so I could win all of your chump change.
10.) If you STARE at fobs they will go away, especially in volleyball.
11.) Highest card does not always win, especially if you are washing dishes.
12.) Uma Thurman sure as hell should not out rank Monica Belluci.
13.) Korean DDR is hard…very hard…very very hard…

Happy birthday Alice Tran!

Be cool like me and take online tests!

http://naucon.net/misc/tests/love_test01.htm
1.  You are attracted to those who have split personality, like cold
    as ice on the outside, but hot as fire in the heart.

2.  In the process of courtship, the approach that would make you
    feel irresistable is creative, never let you feel bored.

3.  The impression you would like to give to your lover is stylish.

4.  What you hate most in your partner is that the person is
    ruthless, cold-blooded, and/or ironic.

5.  The kind of relationship you would like to build with your
    partner is traditional, without saying anything, the other
    will know what you want, both of you communicate by hearts.

6.  You can never be stabilized; actually, you are not suitable for
    marriage and you don’t want to make committment.

7.  You think of marriage as a precious thing.  Once you get married,
    you’ll treasure it and your partner very much.

8.  At this moment, you don’t have the thirst for love, you can’t do
    anything for it, you won’t fall for it easily.