Archive for May, 2004

“If the ocean were vodka and I were a duck, I’d swim
to the bottom and drink it all up. But the ocean’s not vodka, and I’m
not a duck, so pass me the bottle and lets get f**ked up! But then agen..why would i wanna be a duck? if I’m a fish??? hm………..”

*note to self: don’t let children get ‘educated’ in philadelphia public schools*

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: “Hi, how are you?”

I’m not the type to start a conversation in the men’s restroom but I
don’t know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
“Doin’ just fine!”

And the other guy says: “So what are you up to?”

What kind of question is that? At that point, I’m thinking this is too
bizarre so I say: “Uhhh, I’m like you, just taking a break!”

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. “Can I come over?”

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just
be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, “No……..I’m a little
busy right now!!!”

Then I hear the guy say nervously…

“Listen, I’ll have to call you back. There’s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!”

WTF?!
So like you ever had someone put your screen name and phone number on a dollar bill? Well today I had some guy call me up and talk to me for a few mins cause he was bored….wtf?! Dude had to be asian ’cause i never heard ANYONE ever call another guy ‘dawg’ so many times in a fucking sentence. If anyone of you girls wanna holla at him his number is 267-257-4457.

This is why ERRRRBODY in the club should NOT be getting Tipsy..
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gotta love ebay
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Ode to my Drivers License:

I’m sorry for losing you, I promise I won’t ever neglect you again….please don’t leave me ever…

Girls Hustle too

Guess Who’s Pinching Who..