Archive for June, 2004

Fixed the stupid link..diu.  Now you guys can comment on my sexy ass!

Strictly Skills..

Yo..who got a budonkadonk ?

“Love is a sensation caused by a temptation for a guy to stick his location into
a girl’s destination for a generation and hope for duplication. Do you
understand this explanation, or do u need a demonstration?”

ROFL…best quote ever!

Fustration
So today I get to work and noticed that there are some ‘mini’ projects I could pick up to kill some time. Great I thought, what better way to prove my usefulness. So like by 1PM (got in at 8AM) I noticed these are not ‘mini’ projects at all. By 5PM I am 90% done and been stuck on the same algorithm since 3PM. Fustrated, agitated, tired; I figured fuck it and decided to go home. As soon as I get into my car and start it, I hear ‘Stupid girl, Stupid girl, Stupid girl…”. Gotta love how God mocks me..
[apparently Stupid Girl is a song by a band named Cold]

Work that ass off
So I’m driving home and I noticed this one obese fella that is ‘power’ walking. Now this is the same guy I’ve seen for the past year or so ‘power’ walking religiously. I mean I’m sure this dude can out walk me in a power walk contest, but wtf doesn’t he jog or run instead?! Am I missing something?

Pink looks pretty gay on a guy..