Archive for August, 2004

Mark your calendar for next Saturday!

As you may already know, it is a sin for a taliban or al quaeda male to
see any  woman, other than his wife, naked and that he must commit
suicide if he does.

So this Saturday at 4 pm eastern time all American women are asked to:

1.) Walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is
recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

2.) All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
house to prove they are not taliban or al quaeda, and to demonstrate
that they think it¹s okay to see nude women other than their wives and
to show support for all american women.

3.) Since the taliban and al queda also do not approve of alcohol, a
cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist
sentiment. for good measure, have various pork products cooking on your
bbq grill.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America.

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on!