Archive for October, 2004

Am I going crazy?!
Have you guys noticed that other asians stare at you for no reason? Seriously, WTF do asian people stare at you for? It’s as if they think they know you or something?!

a.) I don’t know you. If you know me great, if I forgot who you were then you probally weren’t that important or its due to the fact that I have poor memory..

b.) I’m not interested in you or your sister/cousin/etc. If I was, I obviously wouldn’t be just staring at you!

c.) Shouldn’t you pay more attention to the freaking road? I mean you are kind of operating a vehicle that is 1-ton+ in weight..

d.) And to that one kid that told me ‘ASIAN PRIDE!’ wtf?!?!

Randomness
Jenny: “What can you make Dennis?”
Me: “Chinese Babies..”

More Radom Randomness
Some Guy: “Dude I don’t drink water, fish fuck in it!”
Other Guy: “Um..thats so not true! The female fish deposits her eggs and then the male fish deposits…um..never mind.”

This is what happens when you become infected females…

Ew!

Updizzy

I appologize to all those I have made fun of for being shat on by a flying bird. I am now a statistic. On the bright side…I didn’t get hit on by a midget OR a transexual this weekend..

I guess being shat on IS lucky suckas!