Archive for February, 2005

Happy Valentines!

Roses are red,
Violets are orange,
some poems rhyme,
this one don’t..

Don’t call your man fat, don’t tell him he has a double chin, and definately don’t say he has a big head. This leads to fights!!!

So my f ri en d di d say i t s gay for a man !

MM…still about 2-3 hours from being official, but I think the world is ours…. Congrats buddy!!!!

So like working out is great and all except all the old ladies were showing me up. And I’m so glad I didn’t go into the Body Sculpting class with Tweety and Linda. So I walked in there to take a break from the ecliptical and I see them holding a pole up and bending every which way. It would be awesome if there were some cute girls there, but alas…a whole buncha old ladies and tweety and linda =(

Oh and happy new years. I’ll be over each one of your houses for lai see. I take cash, credit, or checks.

Remember this is the year of the cock, and everyone knows I’m a full blown cock. So here is a little description of what a cock is:

“If you were born in the year of the cock (1933, 1945, 1957, 1969, 1981, 1993, 2005) you are fun loving and like to be the center of attention. You always walk with your head held high, and others may perceive you as being stuck up or full of yourself because of this. You like to delve deep into your endeavors, dive into things head first and thrust ahead forcefully. People may see you as rigid, but you also have a softer side. You may have your ups and downs and get yourself into some slippery situations, but you always manage to come out OK. You put a lot of pressure on yourself to rise to the occasion and are disappointed when you fall short.”

Random thoughts

The ‘EL (yeah baby i’m getting the lingo down!) sure is nice when everyone ELSE is stuck in traffic because of snow/rain/sleet/or um…black people/accidents.

Took advantage of restaurant week! Unfortunately GLAM was S….L……..O…….W. We got there a bit before 8pm…didnt’ leave until 11pm or so. Sometimes I wonder why we go to these nice restaurants, we sooooo don’t fit in except for the fact that we like to eat good food. You can dress nice, but you can’t hide ghetto!

How can you hate someone you never met before?

Wish the tiny one luck, if she gets hired at my company…we’re taking over the world. I’m Pinky and she’ll be Brain…fear us.

Corporate life is good, there is no structure, no real boss. Seriously I don’t think I’ve really done anything at work yet, but already I’m getting praises from management. Wow I REALLY am good at doing nothing!

Ironed shirts look nice, but ironed underwear feels great! Don’t knock it before you try it!