Archive for October, 2006

Alabama

2nd October 2006

Just incase all 3 of you wonder if I’m dead or not, I have safely returned from the dirty south.  On my pursuit trying to understand the meaning of life, I’ve made several observations.

1.) Alabama people are fat.
2.) Alabamians love their butter and sugar.  Did not have one authentic southern meal down there that did not contain sugar or butter or a combonation of all the above.
3.) Huntsville, Alabama isn’t so bad.  Can’t be that bad if there’s a Bentley dealership around the corner with consultants rocking benz’s for their travel car…  Hell i drove past the ghetto and it’s no different than North East Philadelphia..

Also for the first time in my life I can claim I bought and wore clothes from Walmart.  I felt kinda snobby at first but, then I realized even people on welfare don’t shop in Walmart.  In any case if the Alabama airport mysteriously loses your luggage, you might be able to recover them here (WTF?!?!).

Here’s a picture of my contact in Alabama…holla!


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